Mrs. Moon

There was a teacher by the name of Mrs. Moon,
Her students, they chased her with a gigantic spoon.
"Mrs. Moon, do try our jam, it's yummy strawberry!"
To which she replied, "No thanks, it's too gooey!"

Her students, upon hearing this, all became very sad,
And then in a second, they became very very mad!
They tied Mrs. Moon to the school's smelly flag pole,
And force-fed her jam from a super humongous bowl!

Poor Mrs. Moon, she went home extremely full,
Her tummy was so round-- this wasn't at all cool.
When Mr. Moon saw her, he just had to laugh and laugh,
And then he poked her belly with his magic purple staff.

Sure, Mrs. Moon's tummy soon became quite small,
But, oh dear oh dear, was Mr. Moon in such big trouble!
For head to toe Mrs. Moon turned a bright, bright purple!